Child soldiers who are incapable of functioning as human beings outside of combat situations are manipulated by their parental figures into starting wars, while using technology that grants incredible power at the cost of slowly destroying their pasts and sense of self.
yeah sounds like a Hideo Kojima game to me
You may think you’re being real subtle
“Just… just cut off a bit of the shoulder there…”
“No… no one cares about the grass, right?”
But I can always tell.
Always.
You need to take the lovely wife to the beach near your hotel tonight right before sunset. Be fucking romantic. Sit with her on the fucking sand and don’t do something fucking stupid like grope her or trying to stick your damn tongue down her throat. Just sit and massage her shoulders or let her lean into you. Fucking do NOT try to tell her that she is as beautiful as the setting sun. It’s fucking lame and she’ll know it’s fucking lame. Just sit and watch the sunset. Be gentle and fucking romantic. Don’t stare right at the sun. That’s bad for your fucking eyes.
The mayor of America’s third largest city, doling out advice to my friend, who works for him and is on his honeymoon.
That’s bad for your fucking eyes.
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